personally my description would go like: short, adorable comedic sociopath seeks disproportionate retribution on perceived sleights against him.

the opposite of “my name is earl.”

milkbonesandcuddles said: May you tell me the wonders of Dan Vs? I'd really like to know, and maybe also where I could watch it too? ouo




basically just a show about an angry little shit getting “revenge” on stupid things like the entirety of candada because he got covered in maple syrup idk its just so funny to see a short angry man be a complete asshole while also being adorable as hell

yeah most episodes are on youtube but for the episodes that arent just head straight over to run adblocker while your on there tho trust me

The first video that came up was Dan Vs Dentist.

I must say, I was not disappointed. This is probably the most amusing cartoony show I’ve ever seen and I really like. I understand why I’ve always hated dentists now. It all makes sense

Thank you for the explanation! Much appreciated ;u;

youre welcome and i glad you like it!!

Hulu has the whole series for free!

Anonymous said: my mom used to have a huge crush on you. when I told her you were gay she was so sad


Glad I could make your mom sad.   The gay thing made my mom really sad too. 




I fucjed up

i’ll take your word for it

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thin crust > all others

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Medieval - Rabbits beating up man

about me



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about me

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Me:Bless you
Friend:*sneezes five more times*



where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

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