jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

"chimichanga" sounds like a made-up word i swear

syblatortue:

Team Charge vs Team Nerd

(Source: unamusedsloth)

gravesandghouls:


Betty Boop’s Halloween Party (1933)

gravesandghouls:

Betty Boop’s Halloween Party (1933)

how to get a boyfriend

inspired-kettchup:

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 
It’s transparent!

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

jenlog:

vampmissedith:

"Making guns illegal will take guns off the street, that’s why nobody takes meth amirite!?"

So like … you’re saying we should legalize meth?

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I carefully sneak up to the figure and loudly shout, ‘Hiya!’
caboozmcgrief:

my teacher has the “soft kitty warm kitty” poster on her wall, sooo…doodle idea.

caboozmcgrief:

my teacher has the “soft kitty warm kitty” poster on her wall, sooo…doodle idea.

esyafl:

Video games are a great tool to practice various relationships because the characters are real enough to care but nobody really gets hurt if you accidentally treat them badly. This helps me learn a lot of things about myself that I can then apply to real life.

Valuable life lessons I’ve learned so far:
1. I’m really into elves

yummytomatoes:

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back when things were simple

(Source: tripitty)